Scarriest thing is toilet!!!

This is some short conversation when I hacing lunch with my friend, For some reason they started this topic"toilet"

Group of friend:"Hey , Kelvin what thing is the most scariest thing in the toilet for you?"

Kelvin:" Har, you all serious want me say o??You all continue your idea first lar"

Vivien:" Aiyerrrr~~~ I scare ghost in the toilet!!!!"

Kelvin:" Then you dont look at the mirror"
everyone laught

Andrew:" Aiyor for me hor, the scariest thing in toilet is the cockroach ran out when you are half way          shitting" 

Kelvin: " Why dont you say it run inside to your backside?"

Teck:" No lar, all this no logic one, for me the most scariest thing is no toilet room able for you to use when you urgent need it!"

Andrew::"Yayaa!! hahaha Like la! It really happen,!"

Kelvin:" Lol that one is still ok lor, at least you know no toilet use and you can ran to another place to find toilet!"
Andrew:"Kelvin then what do you think?What is the most scariest thing in toilet?
Kelvin:" After you finish pooping, there is no any toilet paper'

Teck: LOl! the most scariest thing should be, you get tissue after you pop,but the shit  "broprbop" flow up when you flush it.!!!

YUCK!!!! hahahahahahaaha just a simple jokeS
For your information, everyone has no appetite to eat after that hahaha, try imagine the shit flow up hahaha.