Scarriest thing is toilet!!!

This is some short conversation when I hacing lunch with my friend, For some reason they started this topic"toilet"

Group of friend:"Hey , Kelvin what thing is the most scariest thing in the toilet for you?"

Kelvin:" Har, you all serious want me say o??You all continue your idea first lar"

Vivien:" Aiyerrrr~~~ I scare ghost in the toilet!!!!"

Kelvin:" Then you dont look at the mirror"
everyone laught

Andrew:" Aiyor for me hor, the scariest thing in toilet is the cockroach ran out when you are half way          shitting" 

Kelvin: " Why dont you say it run inside to your backside?"

Teck:" No lar, all this no logic one, for me the most scariest thing is no toilet room able for you to use when you urgent need it!"

Andrew::"Yayaa!! hahaha Like la! It really happen,!"

Kelvin:" Lol that one is still ok lor, at least you know no toilet use and you can ran to another place to find toilet!"
Andrew:"Kelvin then what do you think?What is the most scariest thing in toilet?
Kelvin:" After you finish pooping, there is no any toilet paper'

Teck: LOl! the most scariest thing should be, you get tissue after you pop,but the shit  "broprbop" flow up when you flush it.!!!

YUCK!!!! hahahahahahaaha just a simple jokeS
For your information, everyone has no appetite to eat after that hahaha, try imagine the shit flow up hahaha.

>.< English??What can I do to improve???

 "Your english is bad" "You better do something to your english" "I will fail you if you continue write this kind of english, is 100% not 50%"  All this sentence keep jump to my mind during semester 2 and 3. I just started to realised that my English is poor during my semester two. I always lost my marks in my test because of my grammar, tences and subject verb agreement are poor. I get very very very very low mark for my literature last semester. I got 18 for my first test if I didt mistaken. "WTF?!" This is the word came to my mind during that time because I do not expected that kind of marks. I never get any complain from any teachers or lecturers that my English is poor. During that time, I was totally in brainstorming mode, I don't know what to do because I never get such low marks before for my english. After that, I took my test paper to my lecturer because I want to know why I cant get mark for my test and I really confirm that I know what is the stories and questions about. The comment that the lecturer gave me was my english is bad. All my assignment marks gone because of my English problem.Honestly, I was thinking that the lecturer has some misunderstand towards me because I always felt he dislikes me since some of my friends told me that too. But surprisingly I passed my semester 2. I was confused because I didt expect I will passed my semester two since my english is poor(even i tried to improved but it doest work always). To make sure I can pass my third semester , I went to english classes and do alot of english exercise during my semester break. Haiz..... I was down when I knew that my english is still poor and no improved at all after the first small test in my semester 3. I don't know what to do, I am scare,stress because I dont want to retake again this course which will cause me  delay one semester, I was worry because I knew that my parents are having financial problems, it will only increased their burden if I failed. I tried to find Mr.R in my University for help but he seem not free to help me.Mr.R is only doing some consultation with me.He told me that try to think positive always but I do not know what it help for me since I told him i having English problem.I was stress , what I can do to release my stress and feeling is through my journal, CHEERS UP KELVIN. WORK MORE HARDER. SURE SOMEONE WILL KNOW YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST SOMEDAY. This is how I always motivate myself Because of English, I in Library for study, hope it really will show what I done so far is really worth. Haiz....

A simple poem to my friend^.^

Long, long time ago
You have me I have you
Long, long time ago
You leave me to go away empty soar

The outside world is very exciting
The outside world is very helpless
When do you think the outside world is very exciting
I would sincerely wish you here

The outside world is very exciting
The outside world is very helpless
When do you think the outside world is helpless
I'm still here patiently waiting for you

Whenever the setting sun was setting
I always look forward to here you
Although the sky falling with rain
I am still waiting for your return

The power of parent's love!

   "dad, I know what I am doing! Please leave me alone!","Dad, can you get away from me? You make me feel shamed when I walking with you", "dad, you are annoying!"　Everyone did have parents but who does really respect and treasure the time when their parents are still alive?? Ask your self friend, how many times you fight back your parents? If you think to raised a child to an adult is very easy, I can say you are dumb! Every time when you fight back your parents, it hurt them a lot because they love you. Ok, let us get into my topic, I would like to share  family love because I had saw a touch and sweet scene when I was having my dinner at hawker stall.  I was trying to observed the things happen around me such as smell,sound, people's face expression because I would need to write about all this in my creative writing course. I was waiting my food during that time when I realise this. This family sit beside me. The family only have three members, one father and a twin. Due my observe they are not very rich. The father wearing a broken shirt but the shirt his sons wear are quite new. The father had touched me because he does not ate anything during the whole meal. He ordered one small pot of " bak kut teh". What he done during the whole meal was he keep take all the meat for both of his sons.He will ready for next scoop before his son finish the first scoop of rice. My brother kept look at them because both of us felt that this scene was very touched even that it was just a simple daily life for them. At the end, the father only bite the bone as his dinner. Before they leave, the father did order one soft drink for his son. From this scene, I realised that parents will willing to do anything for their children. Maybe this scene is common in some area but how many people can do this?? Your friend?? Your enemy?? Please my friends, appreciated your parents because it is not easy to raised you up Appreciate  them now if you do not want to regret when you have no chance to show your filial piety.

Performer 1

    Can I know what is your perception toward a person when you know that he is a performer??? Mostly people will feel performers are unsuccessful in their life. For me, to be a performer is my dream. Why?? People dislike this job because they feel that only the person who are not been educated  will become performer. Actually we should respect every performers and I hope everyone can do this because every performers have their own pride too.Most of the performer have their own stories behind them. Friends, try to recall back your memory. Do you met performers before? I am sure you met a lot performers before! What you feel when you saw their performance??I am pretty sure that most of the time you will be enjoyed the performance.First, they get your attention with his best act, the real mind-blower of bravery and cleverness. After that you will stop and watch. You will enthusiastically applaud without thinking because you feel they are amazing. You will start to whispering ,"wow! is amazing! how he did that?" It is not easy to perform a performance, everyone performance takes long time to practice and it is very difficult and exhausting.Some of the performer had injured badly because of their practice. You must be thinking that my future will be miserable and hopeless since I mentioned that I wanted to be a performer. I know that I would only have two types of futures if I choose to be a performer. First,I will become very famous and rich. Everyone will know my name and I can be performed always on big stage with thousand million of my fans. Second, I will become homeless, maybe one day you will see I am sleeping on the street. I know it is hard to choose this path. I chosen this job because my main aim is to let everyone smile and happy. I do not mind to be a clown because I felt good when I saw everyone is happy because of me. I look happy always, I do not show my unhappy face in front of others because I do not wish other share my unhappy. In another word, I want to become like a candle... I burnt myself and light on the darkness... because of the light, it bring hopes to others. Mr.Bean one of the performer that I respect. He brings us alot of happiness. He is a profeser in his actual life but he decided to focus to become a performer and bring happiness to peoples. I wish I able to buy a land to helps the orphan like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson gave hopes to us through his song. He did buy a land and named it as Wonderland. He build it to help the orphans. I wish to help orphans because I wish they feel happy and safe when they have their own places to stay and live. There are a lot of thing I will do if I have enough of money and I would spent only some for myself . I hope everyone will always show their love and care to others, money is not everything, we will feel nice when we helped others especially when you saw others happy because of you. There are not others feeling is better than this. Omg!! I am out of topic! Let's make a summary, never look down of performer because they are not useless.

The power of WORD

   We will face different people in different time. Some people would help us or  harm us. There are are also several people would like to improve themself to avoid the chances people start harm them. The problem is human is an intriguing and strange thing.Some of the people they harm other without thinking about other's feeling and it causes the people that has been harm face a lot of problems. It is true that we can say a word easily through our mouth, but we should think twice before we talk because maybe your word will harm someone or demotivate someone. Sometimes, word is a miracle thing because it might be change a person life or attitude.

   I take my friend cases as an example. I will name him Joker.Joker is a boy, he is 18 years old and he born somewhere we know. He is a chatterbox, he never stop talk. You can imagine that his shape as a Doraemon because most of his friend mention that he looks like a Doraemon since he is short and fat. He wear spectacle sometimes. He had two dimples on his cheeks. He wear red colour most of the time because he love red. He is an annoying person until he met one person. He became very quite. Most of his friend acknowledge that he changed alot also during that time including me. Because of that, I started to have a private chat with him and there is how I learned that a simple word can hurt a person badly.

  He told me that he started became quite because he felt stress for his study. He told me that his lecturer seem have misunderstanding towards him and it caused he felt guilty always. He mentioned that he does not know why the lecturer seem hate him. He guessed that the lecturer did not like him because he does not have a good result because of his poor English. He had tried to improved his English by went to tuition during his holiday. He also did few exercises to improve his English in order to get good impression to the lecturer. Unluckily, his works always did not been appreciated by the lecturer. The first day he attended the class for the new semester, he heard that the lecturer keep mentioned that most of the student's English were very poor. He felt guilty because he felt that the lecturer was trying to tease him indirectly. He felt guilty and sad because he already did many things in order to improve his English before the new semester started but the lecturer seem still dislike him. 

  He felt very confused because he does not know how to make the lecturer likes him. He always emphasize himself by thinking the lecturer is trying to use another way to motivate him by teasing him and challenge him..But he felt demotivated every time after he been teased by the lecturer. He wanted to find the lecturer to have a talk and figure out the problem but he does not dare because he tried before but the lecturer seem ignored him. He kept the problems in his heart and it causes he  became more different than before because he is over stress.

  In this cases, I learnt that we should think before we say others because your word might influence a person. We should know that different kind of people consist of different thinking, we should not judge people and tease them by our perception. We should try to understand the person before we started to communicated with them. In this cases, the student has been demotivate because he felt that the lecturer dislike him, that is how the problem occurs.  For my suggestion, we should solve the problem by face to face because face to face will help and provide a chances that both of the sides tells that what is really happening and it reduces misunderstanding. For me, there are no right or wrong in this cases because we should know that different people have different kind of way to motivate a person. Maybe the lecturer is trying to motivate the student by challenging the student but the student take it as negative. Anyway, I hope the problem of my friend will be solved nicely because he is a nice person. He told me that he likes the lecturer, the only thing is he felt stress during his class, he felt scare.worry,fear to face the lecturer. Many people suggested him to complain the lecturer but he rejected the option because he felt that the problem is on himself. The person who surrounded him always ask him to complain the lecturer because they dislike the lecturer but they do not dare to complain the lecturer and they felt is a good chance to use Joker if Joker did complain the lecturer. The Joker persist not to complain the lecturer because he knows that the only way to solves this problem is improving himself always in order to get attention from the lecturer.

REMEMBER FRIENDS, NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO,WHERE YOU ARE, YOU WILL FACED PROBLEM, DO NOT FIND EXCUSES WHEN YOU FACED PROBLEM. WE SHOULD PROVE TO OTHERS THAT WE CAN DO IT. DO NOT   BLAME OTHERS FOR YOUR MISTAKE EVEN THAT YOU SHOULD BLAME THE PERSON.

THANKS FOR READING

  

1 day trip at Melaka

Hi, I quite surprise because there are few readers who read my first post.As my expectation, I though there will be no one will take a look on my poor English blog. Anyway, thanks for the people who read my blog. I will try to keep improve my blog to be more interesting.

    So, today I would like to share my 1 day trip at Melaka with my Inti's friends. I will not mention their actual name in this Blog because I do not wish to have any problem. So there are 5 people who came to Melaka from different states which are from Seremban and Dengkil. Their nickname in this blog will be Gamerking, KiamsiapKing, Unknown1, Unknown 2 and TigerKing. The first thing I heard when i awaked today was both of them get lost in Highway when they were heading to Melaka. My second brother has no option but to find them by driving. They reached my home around 1 hour after my second brother out to find them. My mom was just finish cooked for our lunch. Thanks to my mom, all of my friend only can started their trip after we finished our lunch at home which cooked by my mom. After that, we started our trip by my friend's car( Bullet Car). Our trip members become 8 because both of my brothers will also followed in this trip.For your information, the reason I gave a name to the car because in my blog, I do no wish to use the actual name for any specific things because I would trying to avoid all the unwanted problem. Ok! Let continue our stories! You all must be asking why I gave such nickname for the car? Let me tell you, I will not create any nickname for any specific thing without any reason.Example, I named this car as Bullet car because the driver(Kiamsiapking) was driving the car with high speed without break always. We shouted most of the time when we are in the car.

   After we started our trip, they decided went to a BabaNonya stall. Unfortunately, the shop was not opened when we reached. After that they decided to use plan B which were having their lunch at Jonker street. Luckily, the road was not jam and the car went so ''smooth''. We will trying to find parking for car but  since Jonker Street was one of the famous attraction in Melaka, we could not find any parking which no need any payment. We have no choice but to park our car at a parking centre. The most funniest thing we realised when we parked our car was the parking centre was showing a notice which ''PARK WITH YOUR OWN RISK''. We felt suprised because the owner of the parking centre should be responsible to take care our car since we paid for the parking. After parked our car, we went to a shop to have our lunch. At the same time, I went to another shop which nearby the place that we will have our lunch to buy a durion cake which were very famous in jonker street. I bought 12 for RM15 because I will wish to treated all of my friends who came from other state. Most of them enjoyed it because they felt very special except for Unknown1 because he was using a wrong way to eat the cake. To eat this cake, we supposed to eat with 1 bite but Unknown1 was trying to eat take cake by biting it into half, because of that, all of the crush dropped into his pants. Hahaha you can imagine that situation because it is very disgusting and funny.He used a correct way to eat the cake at the second time.

   After finish our lunch, they decided to shop the Jonker so I have no choice but to accompany them to walk. During the walk, I saw an artist was sitting at the bar and he was trying to draw the building which are faced him. He did a nice draw. I respected him because he was talented. After that my second brother was acting as a Tour Guide at RedHouse. We walked to the top of the mountain because they wanted to see the cannons. We didt see any cannon when we reached the top because I think  the "tour guide" bring us to a wrong direction since both of us was not coming to all this attraction at all. What I remember the most was I saw a street performer which were holding an old guitar and singing at the place. I respected every performer because I knew that every performers have their own stories, we should not look down any performers because they have their own reason to choose this path. I wished to change everyone mind because most of the people will think street performers are useless since I always heard some of the families will try to tell their children do not be like them. I wish everyone not to be stereotype or prototype because everything have it own reason. Please judge something after you really experience it and do some research.After that, we decided went to visit the battle ship at melaka but it was closed. They decided to rest at my house after walked few hours around Jonker. In the half way of going back, they decided went to have a tried on the famous stall which sell COCONUT　SHAKE. We went back home to take a rest after having our coconut shake.

   At my house, I let them to watch a movie which I never watch before because the tittle seem interesting. The movie name was “Book of Blood". It is a bloody drama. The movie was trying to told about a famous writer. The writer was trying to find new ideas for her new books, she realised one of the students of hers have a special gift from god which he can summon ghost or we named as spirit. After that, she asked her student to help her for her new book by visiting to a famous haunted house. In that house, the student has been locked in the room which are haunted. It happen quite few case which no one can explain because all of the wall has been burned by unknown in a short time. The writer keeps trying to persuade the student not to stop by having sex with him. After the horrible things happened few times, they decided to stop because they felt enought for it. The writer was famous after she published the book but she was unhappy when she knew that all the miracle things was done by her student , but her student was trying to say that they are only few things was fake.The writer does not believe her student. To prove he is not lying, the student adventure with his own life by entering the room again. They are few bizarre things was happen after the student entered the room. At the end, the writer realised that there are billion of ghost is trying to write something with broken glass on the writer's student body. They promised that they will listen to the ghost stories and published to all around the world. The writer become more famous and famous but the ghost always non stop writting on the student body. The writer only copy the students body word which wrote by the ghost and published the stories. The student escaped from the writer because he could not stand anymore for the pain but the ghost was non stop writting on his body as long he alive. He has no option but when to find anatomical division to kill him and take out his skin. The anatomical division dead after he done the operation. The writer also found the skin at the end of the stories and the stories still go on because the ghosts are still writing on the skin. THE END. Actually it was a nice movie but you need to watch the movie yourself in order to understand more well.For your information, the movie has few sex motion so please do not wish if you dislike.

    After the movie in my house, they went to have their dinner. We went to have satey celup because it was also very famous in Melaka. We ate alot and i treated my brother for the meals, it spends my money around RM42. They went to their home after they finish their dinner because Unknown1 and 2 do not bring any shirt . They went back early because they afraid there will be very jam when they were heading to Seremban. Tigerking decided to stay at my home until Sunday because she need to back to INTI.

   So I think it is enough for today^.^ hahaha I quite happy because I didt expect I can write so much since I dislike to write so much because I have no patient always.
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BY:K3lvinM3loDy 张祚强

The first day of writing blog.

        Today is January 4th 2013, Hi everyone, this is the new blogger for me.By reading this blog, my ''fans'' can more understand me.They also able to know what happen in my life today or before because in this blog, i will share my experience and stories. I started to write blogger because I hope others will not done the same mistakes that what i had done before. Other than that, I also wish I can improve my English level since my lecturer mention that my English is very poor. Luckily, I passed my semester 2. Seriously I didt expect that I will pass all the test especially for my XXX subject. Hahaha sorry for not mentioned the course name because I do not wish to involve in any problem anymore.　

       So what should I write for my first post of my blog? Actually I do not have any ideas. How about I write about what happened today?  Is still holiday today so that is the reason that I can until very late. I woke up at 12pm. I slept late last night because I has been awaked  by my brother. He loves to chit chat at midnight. Actually today is wonderful day but most of my times spending on my laptop and phones. Unlikely before, I had do some exercises today because I wan become fitter and taller than before. I had search some  how to get taller video through video. I do not know whether it will works a not because all the comment is negative comment. Anyway, thanks to that video because it increase my confident that I still have the chances to get tall. My dinner and lunch is my mom most skilful dishes, she cooked chicken rice. I ate alot, I took my brother rice because he does not want to eat because he already have his lunch with his friend. 

 

     Luckily my mind recall some memory, I remember one things to write. For your information, I had a Dog, her name is Rudy, she is very famous around my taman because she is sexy and hot. I can prove this because I will see alot of male dogs around my house area everyday. This few days the cases become more serious because my dog come period. The male dogs try to crawl into my house through fence in order to rape my dog=.=. It causes troubles for me also because my mom keep shout my name when the two big dogs raping my dog. I told my families to complain to the two stupid dog owner but my families rejected the idea because they do not wish to have many problem or argue with others. I keep try to get chances to scared the dog by letting them in into my house garden to rape my dog. I will scared them as long they step into my garden but the dogs are brave, they keep trying non stop until I locked my dog into cage and use some vase to block the hole on the fences that has been bite by the dogs. I feel pity to my dog because she not use to it to be locked inside cage. Most of the time she is running around our garden. The most disgusting thing that i realised was the two males dogs are Fxxx each other. I think they really cant control their desire since i stopped them Fxxx my dog when they were doing until halfway. 

   

    Ok, I stop here today, I will write more stories other days, sorry for today because is too sudden i feel want to started my blog, I　started this blog without any ideas. Tomorrow my roommates are coming to Melaka to have 1day trips, to make sure I had enough of energy to bring them walked around Melaka i would need to sleep earlier because my girl Soo Cheng will comes too^,^ .Happy XDXD Errr sorry for my poor english too, if cant try to correct my sentence by comment, I will be happy if you all try to correct me because I wish to improve my English. Thanks!